Alternative thoughts on the “Rib theory” for how Adam and Eve came to be.
©By Evelyn Mitchell, 9/9/2019
Could it be that the “Rib theory” is wrong?
What if… Adam was pulled from Eve through her throat, making Adam the inside out of Eve? Dividing the one into two, but opposite beings. Then perhaps, God, did a little manipulative sculpting, putting the internal reproductive organs on the outside of the body in two parts, the ovaries, and fallopian tubes toward the back for seed production, and the canal with the cervix on the end to the front for seed delivery, which left the uterus sort of squished and suspended at the base of the pelvic floor between the pubic bones about half way outside the body. God’s not wasteful so it became the prostate, and then filled in the canal with the endometrium that in the woman was used for child bearing.
The breasts had to go somewhere so Adam was stretched wider at the chest and shoulders to make room inside for the extra bulk, and the muscles that once held them up now holds them in. The nipples remain as a reminder of his origin, and their connection to the sustainability of life, and as such he is endowed with all their sensitivities, but since he is now Eve’s opposite, he is spared the burden of producing milk.
Now Adam was a mess and raw from the experience, so God took pity and proceeded to fix him up smooth out all the bumpy sensitive bits, wrapping him in tough skin layers and amped up the testosterone so he’d be warmer which also negated the cyclic schedule that is still the nature of Eve. With ovaries, and fallopian tubes all on the outside now, and the uterus nearly so, there was some wasted space in the pelvic area, so God in her infinite wisdom decided to stretch up and narrow down the pelvic and hip bones; he wouldn’t be birthing babies anyway, so why not make Eve a little more comfortable when he does his husbandly duties. Oh and God left the tiny lump at Adams throat as proof of where she held him as she worked.
Though this is fantasy, anyone who has had Anatomy and Physiology, and can forget about all the different dogmas surrounding creation for a second or two, can see how this might be. It is true that all fetuses start their growth as female. They do not start masculinization until 10 weeks, which is complete at about 12 to 14 weeks.
As we have discovered over the years the seed of Adam struggles to enter inside the seed of Eve, essentially going back into his origin, which, when things are just right produces another being.
